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    17 November

    title: pissing on toilet seat

    today's topic of discussion:
      guys who piss all over the toilet seat
                             (and surrounding area).
          - in public washrooms.
       what.. the, fuck.. really?
                 are you retarded*?
    *(i apoligise, if i offended actual retards out there who don't piss on toilet seats) 
          
       so, here we have a hole bigger than the size of an average man's waist (or at least that would be the case if you were actually smart enough to lift the fucking seat up), your dick hangs DIRECTLY OVER the target so even if the piss fell out it would make a perfect bullseye, you've had an average of a half dozen chances to practice this shot every.. single.. day of your life since potty-training, and you still make the bathroom look like a yellow Vincent van Gogh painting or something!!!!
       oh well...
        i guess that is a lot of coordination to expect "from a guy"...  would it fucking kill you to at least wipe it off? do you think the next person is going to admire your masterpiece?   are you an animal, marking your goddamn territory?
       seriously, what the hell is wrong with you guys*?
    *[ not that i exclude women, as being 'seat pissers' but guys, quite frankly are the major offenders.]
     
        now, if any of these 'toilet seat pissers' come to my house (i.e. we are holding a party) and try to piss on my seat.. and leave it without wiping, -and- i happen find out about it...
         let me assure you,
     you'll be going home with an atomic wedgie.
             minimum.
     
    my name is brad,
      and i'll piss on 1 in every 13 toilet seats...

     
     "seemed like a good idea at the time.."

    Comments (19)

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    Megean4 wrote:
    FINALLY! My parents are always busting my ass for leaving piss on the toilet seats! I mean... did they ever think maybe it was the whole shit-load of guys my dad has over after lodge or curling? I'm Megean and if you think I'm nuts you're 100% currect
    19 Dec.
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    JohnnyB wrote:
    How Considerent of People!!
    22 Nov.
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    BeautifulEarthAngel7219 wrote:
    OMFG..never thought I would hear it from a guy to "bitch" about piss on a toilet seat!...whoot whoot..I need you to record this one..and put it in all public bathrooms..now there's an idea, one that will make the inconsiderate ones think!.~cheers to ya Brad~..come by sometime.
    20 Nov.
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    -♥єяуии-εℓizαвεтн♥- wrote:
    Hunni gurls are deffinatly as bad as guys.
    Ive been witness to many wet toilet seats ..
    It makes me sad that ppl cant do basic motor skills lol
    19 Nov.
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    --Grumps-- wrote:
    ~ How ya doin Brad ~
    Rule numbe one ---> If ya gots ta pee ... behind da tree ! ! !
    Rule number two ---> ya gotta poo ... take it with you ! ! !
    PROBLEM SOLVED ! ! ! ! LoL . Yeah and i don't give a shit if it FREEZES before it hits the FUCKIN GROUND ! ! ! ! . LoL
    I bet'cha I gots one 'a da cleanest Bachelor type toilets in da land.
    ( I does make exeptions to rule # one fer da gals ... Just hope i doesn't find any skid marks .. Grrrrrr ... )
    ... And HELL yeah !!! that whole havin kids at retirement age gets me wonderin bout one's sanity fer sure.
    ... Have a great day Dude.
    ~ Ciao fer now ~
    19 Nov.
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    Jessy wrote:
    Amen,
    I have been tryin to tell my ex to wipe the seat for years.... You would think it would be a simple enough task!!
    18 Nov.
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    drbjaded wrote:
    That just made me laugh so much that I almost peed myself but it wouldn't have touched the seat. Ya know I'm sure sitting on pee is not desirable but *one* should NEVER EVER sit on a public toilet seat. You squat and have the necessary aim when you have to poop. You could get all kinds of germs and stuff from a toilet seat. My mom knows a lady who got pregnant from a toilet seat. Can you imagine that? I couldn't either. Great space. I'm gonna mark you down as my regulars. Have a fantastic weekend and God bless!
    18 Nov.
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    squog74 wrote:
    Hi there, great space!!! The only comment I'll leave about men or women peeing on the toilet seat. I was in Canadian Tire & my 4 yr old(@ that time) had to pee. Well we had to wait, a young oriental lady come out, we went in. There is piss all over the toilet & floor. I'm really hoping that this person was a man in disguise as a woman. Anyway have a great weekend!!
    Sunshine
    18 Nov.
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    brad/ wrote:
    To: Liz

    i DO -live- with a 'girl', my best friend in fact.
    but she, nor i piss on the toilet seat...

    :)
    18 Nov.
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    LizU01 wrote:
    Gee If I didn't know any better I'd think you were a woman.
    18 Nov.
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    Scar_AL_ wrote:
    Actually the worst kind of people are the guys that shit all over the toilet seat.
    If there is shite in the seat it's ok to piss on it, because its like a pressure washer.
    I nver pee onn the seat.. i piss on the handles
    and you all think its condensation.
    remember that next time you flush.. bwah ha ha
    18 Nov.
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    SWEETSZQ1 wrote:
    Seat Pisser the worst kind of people!!
    17 Nov.
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    Shanderrr wrote:
    Brad the truth is Im just addicted to this lovely invention called the computer......and its seems YES your site amuses me......muchly.....but IM NOT ADDICTED TO your site!!!!......Just kind of........I just really like it OK???... gad why you gotta bust my nuts about it!?? hahaha
    Shandar
    PS im not afraid to admit I have peed on the seat ....yes its true...bbut really who hasn't???
    17 Nov.
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    Shanderrr wrote:
    HAHAHAHAH so good a whole lot of pissing Van Goghs!!!
    ......SIck!
    17 Nov.
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    serpent_bloodline wrote:
    Real nice Brad. But I should have told you, I'm not a toilet seat pisser. But yeah. I just noticed you had a link to Maddox, my hero. Everything he says is right, and everything he thinks is awesome.
    17 Nov.
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    Alien wrote:
    i don't piss on the seat at all... i have great accuracy... i just need two other people to help me hold it cause it is so damn heavy...

    but not in public washrooms cause i just use the urinals for pissing... who uses toilets?? that is the best part about being out in public.

    if i do come over however, i am TOTALLY pissing on your seat.
    17 Nov.
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    jaclyn wrote:
    I beg to differ bradley. Women are totally the worst seat pissers! I have very rarely found a public washroom that I feel is acceptable. *I suppose this is why I carry a package of toilet seat covers in my purse*
    17 Nov.
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    12HourDaze4EverAndEver wrote:
    LMFAO. isnt that the truth

    i'm sure i've been here before, but anyway, awesome space.. and next time i am stuck cleaning the can in my house, i'll think of you and your space.. ha ha ha

    cheers
    jules
    17 Nov.
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    hellachella wrote:
    Hm. I've never seen a female seat pisser HOWEVER. I worked at a truck stop for a little while when i was 18ish. I had the stupendous job of clenaing the bathrooms. That was first real experience with men's washrooms. It was hell and truly not worth the $7/hr I made.
    17 Nov.

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