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17 November title: pissing on toilet seattoday's topic of discussion:
guys who piss all over the toilet seat
(and surrounding area).
- in public washrooms.
what.. the, fuck.. really?
are you retarded*?
*(i apoligise, if i offended actual retards out there who don't piss on toilet seats)
so, here we have a hole bigger than the size of an average man's waist (or at least that would be the case if you were actually smart enough to lift the fucking seat up), your dick hangs DIRECTLY OVER the target so even if the piss fell out it would make a perfect bullseye, you've had an average of a half dozen chances to practice this shot every.. single.. day of your life since potty-training, and you still make the bathroom look like a yellow Vincent van Gogh painting or something!!!!
oh well...
i guess that is a lot of coordination to expect "from a guy"... would it fucking kill you to at least wipe it off? do you think the next person is going to admire your masterpiece? are you an animal, marking your goddamn territory?
seriously, what the hell is wrong with you guys*?
*[ not that i exclude women, as being 'seat pissers' but guys, quite frankly are the major offenders.]
now, if any of these 'toilet seat pissers' come to my house (i.e. we are holding a party) and try to piss on my seat.. and leave it without wiping, -and- i happen find out about it...
let me assure you,
you'll be going home with an atomic wedgie.
minimum.
my name is brad,
and i'll piss on 1 in every 13 toilet seats...
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