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i suck at everything...

dear readers:
  i'm at the end of my rope. i hate life and would rather be dead. i put all my time and energy into this space, and it's clear nobody likes it.. and everyone just thinks i'm just a worthless idiot.
    i've been attempting to kill myself all day; to no avail.
              signed: brad.
first,
   i tried drowning myself.    that didn't work because i accidentally killed the wrong person.
   then..
i tried to eat pills..
  but all i found was a...
      near-empty bottle of Vitamin C.
        ..about three hours ago, i swallowed four or five of them an tried to drift out of consciousness forever...    i thought i was dead for a moment until i realized i was just dreaming.
      that sucked.
  i eventually woke up and all that has happened since then is frequent urination and an overall feeling of comfort and wellness. my body actually feels healthier after trying to kill myself.
     i must be the worst suicider alive.
i'm so desperate,
 i even tried slitting my wrists with a spoon!
 
please, help brad kill himself..
  everybody leave a comment
tell me your suicide suggestions now.
  you might win a prize for the best idea.. :)
   if i use your idea, -and- it kills me..

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Ben ha scritto:
25 Mar.
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_BabY_gOtterDaMerUnG_ ha scritto:
you know, for every person that takes their own life, it's suppost to impact the lives of 200 people that had a connection to him/her.
On the flipside, Nietzche said suicide was the one thing you could look forward to if everything else in life became unberable
Of course, he also contracted syphlis, went crazy and died hugging a horse.

Take care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(ps, I promise. no more posting bad song lyrics)
20 Dic.
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briecheese2004 ha scritto:
Some people dont know how to take a joke eh? (yes im canadian) Love your site dude. Obviously this wasnt intended to hurt anyone so you guys gotta chill. Ive also had a friend commit suicide and ive attempted myself years ago and i still find this funny! I dont care what the rest of the anal retentive a$$holes say don't stop coin what your doin.
Pe@ce
17 Dic.
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AmberBunny ha scritto:
So...Ummm...did someone win the prize or what?
4 Ott.
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JohnnyB ha scritto:
Ya should have posted some of those jokes, i bet they would have loved it! lmao
3 Ott.
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eBunnylicious ha scritto:
46 comments! Apparently you've got a lot of avid readers hell bent on killing you! Well done!
3 Ott.
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Amazon_JungleQueen ha scritto:
Yeah cause god forbid should you actually succeed with OD'ing on Vitamin C or spooning yourself that far or even licking a chocolate bar to the point that you succeed in getting a sugar high.

... jesus.
3 Ott.
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thesplattergirl ha scritto:
darrr.
k. no im not offended my your blog, and no i wasn't attacking you..
just don' tlike the thought of people hurting like that.
3 Ott.
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hellachella ha scritto:
I'm just glad I went with my gut and didn't tell any of my INXS suicide jokes. *phew*
3 Ott.
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JohnnyB ha scritto:
lmao thats funny
3 Ott.
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hellachella ha scritto:
He's back. I guess the helicopter thing must have backfired.

I dunno Scradly.. There were some pretty good ideas here. You might be stuck.
3 Ott.
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JohnnyB ha scritto:
lol thats great! remember people its a blog not real chill out some yo!
3 Ott.
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Amazon_JungleQueen ha scritto:
*lights cigarette*
... that was great ... two bloggers received advice in regards to bitching about your post, Brad ... was almost as good as sex -- ALMOST! :-P
3 Ott.
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Amazon_JungleQueen ha scritto:
Looks like someone got their little panties in a bunch ... time to go over and give a little much needed and obviously asking for advice.
3 Ott.
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keli ha scritto:
Hi Brad, you asked for it!
ALL OF U ARE FUCKING REDICULOUS!! What the hell, "lets encourage somone to take their life" Lets not consider their family, friends, or their actual state of mind, that really would love to feel fucking good! CRISSSAKES!
K, ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME? If your serious then Brad, you really need to look into telling somone your close to, if not and your kidding, Its not very funny, its actually quite rude! Have you ever considered the odds that maybe SOME of your readers are survivors of suicide? Somone who is majoring in physc should know the statistics. I am a surviror, and I can tell you that I dont take lightly to this, I dont think it should be mocked, this is very serious, some people (like me) loose their loved ones to suicide. If I knew then what I know now, I wouldnt have taken things like this as a joke. I know the last thing anyone wants to hear, is that they need help, but seriously dude, maybe you do, and maybe you should try because Ive been to that place, where you feel theres no comming back, but low and behold you can. Its insulting if you are joking, this isnt a joke. AND SERIOUSLY IF ANYONE KNOWS THIS DUDE PERSONALLY : and if he always says this shit, then hes most likely not that far off. Help him if you can because its no fun or no joke, living with the loss that I live with today.
Brad, honestly, I really beleive that if my friend knew that he could feel better then he would have stayed, if he knew even the pain its caused and the devestation its left, he wouldnt have wanted to inflict that on a single person. To think of the chain reaction, you dont have to live with if you are gone. Think about how it must also feel for the person left, its fucking HELL! Not knowing what to do, taking in all of the pain that person left. It dosent end with you. If you or anyone else is sitting back laughing at me then Fuck you! Honestly if you dont know what its like to be on the other side, then I pray to god you never have to. That you never have to come across a dead fucking body of someone you love.
Fuck sakes!
--keli
3 Ott.
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JohnnyB ha scritto:
Sh!t man thats ahole lot of postes!! And you say people dont care about you.
Why dont you od on viagra and go out with a bang while bangin some dirty hoe. lol.
3 Ott.
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hellachella ha scritto:
Knock twice if you're still alive, Scradly.
3 Ott.
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thesplattergirl ha scritto:
SO THIS IS MY LEAST FAVOURITE POST OF YOURS SO FAR! nothign to do with the space.
litterally speaking men tends to do more violent suicides then women.. suicide is for pussies though.
go to the hack msn site on my sites i like list. fuck man, it rocks, really helped me out and its all fuck ass easy.
on the other hand, if you kidding.. then your a dink, if you not, i don't like the thought of you being sad, so fix it.
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Knîgh†™ ha scritto:
I tried it too, didn't work... Dam doctor was too good...
Looks like you have plenty of folks following checking you out... If it gets really bad, just blame your neighbour!
3 Ott.
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»•NikNik•« ha scritto:
Heehee, you're funny! :)
3 Ott.

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