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01 de outubro

have you ever;
farted while masturbating

                   and thought...,
"thank god i'm not having sex or that would have been really, really embarassing."

on another note:
    changing bed sheets is one of the most intellectually stressful activities i ever do.
    i put one corner on.
       everything seems to be going to plan.
then ya start to stretch to the next corner to achieve the second tier of slumber fabric status... very.. carefully....
        accomplished!
then,

just when you start to head for that third edge and the original corner whips off and racks ya, a solid one, in the testicle.
that's when everything goes to shit..
and i usually end up curling up in a ball on the floor and crying myself to sleep...

my name is brad,
and i have a queen-sized bed.

> click HERE to see some pictures of ma' bed.

[ an ACTUAL picture of 'brad' ]

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	silver_angel_dustx10 escreveu: hey ur site is wicked so fucking funny i was cryong woth laughter at some of ur blogs. keep up the good work. xmwahx 9 Out.
	dewdr0p- escreveu: hahahahah ur my hero 5 Out.
	-♥εяiи-εℓizαвεтн♥- escreveu: i gotta say thats fucken funny shit darlin ur blog amuses me & makes me giggle.. good job :) im impressed 5 Out.
	GroovyJeepDiva escreveu: almost as good as korn lyrics. ~winks~ 4 Out.
	serpent_bloodline escreveu: You know what, the first thing is not something I would openly admit. More than twice. Um... Yes it would be quite embarassing. Um... I think I'm going to go now. 2 Out.
	Laughing hysterically escreveu: Poor left nut 2 Out.
	Amazon_JungleQueen escreveu: ... i don't know ... there's something about a big guy with a little alf figure in his bed and a pink piggy note holder next to his bed that reaches out to me ... 2 Out.
	Left Nut escreveu: between the bedsheets and paint balls.. I really hate being your testicles 2 Out.
	Scar_AL_ escreveu: i sleep on garbage bags.. and just hose 'em down 2 Out.
	eBunnylicious escreveu: Omg Brad, I have the SAME sheets!! LOL Blue checkers. I'm in the midst of looking for a new bed. You know what they say...if you build it, he will come! ;-) 2 Out.
	PJ-GRRL escreveu: mmmmm.....jersey sheets! makes me want to crawl into bed now! cute pic! hottie! ;) 1 Out.
	LizU01 escreveu: your a funny fucker.... 1 Out.
	Crissy escreveu: omg if thats really u in that pik ur fucking hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:P:P:P xoxox Crissy 1 Out.
	jaclyn escreveu: i think you share too much with your viewers... 1 Out.
	JohnnyB escreveu: .... I didnt know they made tommy hilfiger sheets. Thats to pathitic!!! Stupid tommy bs... 1 Out.
	SoullessGrim-Reaper escreveu: nice blog dude :P 1 Out.
	AmberBunny escreveu: On reconsideration....I'm sure there is alot more than JUST cuddling going on. 1 Out.
	AmberBunny107601 escreveu: You can't stay away from a space when they offer both 'fart' and 'masturbating' in the same sentence. Is Alf your cuddle bunny? 1 Out.
	AmberBunny escreveu: Sheet Suspenders...now I've heard everything. 1 Out.
	hellachella escreveu: I KNOW!!! Jersey sheets Are like sleeping in a giant broken in T-Shirt. Egyptian Cotton and Jersey sheets are the only way. Anyhow. I have detected your problem. Jersey sheets are the devil. Sooo comfy but they wont' stay on to save your life. What you need, Scradly, Are Sheet suspenders. You clamp those suckers onto the corners of your bed and then onto the corner of your sheets and they stay put even if you jump on your bed while making it. 1 Out.

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