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2月25日

eminem - encore

encores at rock concerts.
      it's the same every time.
 
 
    'the band' plays all their major songs except two or three of their most notable. then they go offstage but the house lights aren't lit up. for the next three to however many minutes the crowd stamps their feet and goes,
 
  "wooooooo!!!!!"
 
      and "yeeeHaawwww"
 
  and the traditional...
 
       "youuuuuu rock!!!!!!!!"
 
 
 
then,
   big fucking surprise,
 
        the band comes out and plays a couple more songs, complete with unique multimedia visualizations on the background.
 
   what is an encore?
        : it's an impromptu thanks for being a great audience.
 
   if the encore is originally planned as part of the show, then where's the bonus? you just wanted to make the crowd work to get to hear the last two/three (and possibly best) songs of the setlist...
 
 
 
 
 
my name is 'brad',
  and i rock.  
2月13日

dear dog, it's brad.

dear "god",
  so far today, god
       i've done all right...

i haven't gossiped...
   i haven't lost my temper,

i haven't been greedy..
            grumpy,
    nasty,
         selfish,
                or over indulgent.

 

 

and, god..

  i'm really glad about that.


but in a few minutes, god
 i'm going to get out of bed..
 and from then on i'm probably..
   ..going to need a lot more help.

 

 


thank you in my name, 'brad'
            amen.
2月5日

"asian hookers"

only the serious questions;
    get serious answers..
 so with that..,
    think about this......,
 
 
    when the 'asian hooker' who always says..
 "shheee so horny baybee,
            shhee luv yu lonnng time..."
 
 
 
           
 
 
   do you think she'll really love you long time?
                  or do they just say that?
 
     does anyone know if they really do it a long time if they say that?
or do they just say that for advertisement???
 
 
 
my name is 'brad',
  and i love you, long time..
 
 
 
"p.s."
check out this shit... 
   go to www.google.com 
type Elmer Fudd
   and click "I'm Feeling Lucky"
 
           pretty cool, eh?