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1月24日 no blog.hey guys and dolls,
what's goin' on..
i 'suppose' that you are all 'here' to 'read' something that i 'posted'.
what if there wasn't a new blog here today?
what if...
i just rambled on, and on, and on...
and on...
and on...
annnnnd on.....
and on....
oh hey wait...
get this;
some of "you people" have claimed they have left my space "laughing"
> click here...
some of you people "reading" this site acutally "laugh"
bullshit,
how you goin' to laugh if i don't have a blog?
seriously guys,
i didn't write a blog today.
sorry.
maybe the next post i'll talk about 'asian hookers' or something...
or maybe a topic like: 'encores at rock concerts' or something...
but today,
no blog for you.
my name is 'brad'
and this is an 'un-blog'...
"p.s."
huh? 1月20日 numa numa ver 2.0alright 'people' listen up,
i need to know how this dude,
... in about 'one minute'
[ the approx. length of the video or whatnot ]
did a complete one-eighty from being an obscure, bump in the hallway.. say sorry, buy ya a coffee at work the next morning, well.. if he had a job; kind-of-guy...
into,
this guy...
the coolest, funniest, most charasmatic, sexiest,
most viewed dude on the internet.
who said sexiest??
don't know what i'm talking about?
watch > this < video.
i'm wondering,
what the hell do -i- have to do
to get that much recognition?
* may not be 'actual' picture of 'brad'
what video would i have to release...
my name is brad,
and this should have been the 'aisian hookers' blog,
but numa numa dude pulled rank.
"p.s."
it's the numa numa dude trying out for american idol.
also a a very funny video...
"also"
there will be a new 'photo blog' entry,
as seen before in: 'brad's day'
this will also be a "_____'s day"
the name will be left out for suspense, of course. 1月16日 ppl dat talk liek dis."ppl" dat b misspellin thangs on purpose;
coz "dey" think dat it makes 'dem' luk kool.
sumbdy shud tell dem dat wot dey think makes dem luk kool axshully makes dem luk st00pid 4 realz. wen u want 2 make shur dat ur lukin reely st00pid, b shur 2 typ lyke dis, coz nuttin on earf make u luk lyke u gots da intellekt of a box o kraff dinnerz mo dan typin lyke dis. on da realz, cuz.
holla atcha....
peace-out.
werd, fo real... be'otch
my name is 'brad'
and if you talk like this, i say 'fuk u allz'
"p.s."
are you a member of the super-duper awesome...
'my name is brad' fanclub?
no?
"the good doctor..."
~1937 - 2005~
h.s.t.
1月11日 extra bullshit packagingwhy is it that electronic devices
come packed with SO MUCH bullshit?
when i buy a teeny-weeny little cell phone,
it comes packed in a box, in a twist-tied plastic bag, with a charger in a twist-tied plastic bag, wedges of cardboard, 14 pieces of interlocking styrofoam, a quick start guide, a quick start guide in French, a quick start guide in German, a quick start guide in Spanish, an owner's manual in 5 different languages... all of these; in twist-tied plastic bags,
then, you have the warranty card, a safety information sheet, an FCC compliance information sheet, a list of carriers, a credit card sized 'quick reference guide', two missing children, a 'Welcome to...' guide, coupons for phone accessories, a catalogue of accessories, one lawn gnome, a form to apply for an extended warranty, and a parrrr- trrriiidge in a peeeeeaaarrr tree..
what.. the fuck?
"here's your cell phone sir. did you bring a pushcart, or would you like some help carrying it out?"
i just kept the phone and the charger. i gave all the rest of the stuff to a homeless man and he was able to construct a small shelter and still had enough extra packaging left over to fuel a fire that kept him warm through most of the winter...
my name is brad,
and i have nothing to clever to write here.
"p.s."
q: what did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? a: beat it - we're closed. 1月6日 where you wanna eat??let's discuss:
"people" who spend four times longer deciding where you're going to go eat, or what movie you're going to rent than you'll actually spend enjoying them...
let me illustrate,
"what do you want to eat?"
"oh, whatever... you decide." "chinese..?" "nah.." "pizza?" "ummm, nah.." "burgers?" "nah." "steak and salads?" "nah." "ya sure ya don't want chinese?" "pretty sure.." "italian? lasanga and pasghetti?" "ooh, no. not that.."
"uhhhh... kfc chicken?"
"nah." "you want to wait until later?" "no. i'm hungry." "so what do you want?" "i donno. whatever you wanna get. anything's fine." (long contemplative pause) "wann get delievry?"
"nah.." "uhh... ya wanna cook at home?"
"nah.." "ok, then; how about seafood?" "but you don't like seafood." "that's ok. i'll just get chicken or a burger there." "hmmmm... Nah." 90 minutes..
and a half-tank of gas later;
we end up getting chinese food.
then at about.. 8pm we were off to the video store that closed at midnight...
..without a minute to spare.
my name is 'brad'
and i am guilty of being 'one of these people' 1月3日 'away' means AWAY!welcome to the world of 'msn messanger' yes, i have highspeed internet, yes, i leave my msn signed in all day, yes, i have my 'away' status set to 5 minutes,
so, what's my point?? well, i'll walk away from my computer, and come back in twenty minutes to find: cutiepie_angel_13: hey
my name is brad, and if you are one of these people, i've probably blocked you... |
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